让人开心不已的搞笑句子

做一个快乐的人，

开心就笑，

不高兴就过会儿再笑；

做一个幸福的人，

有钱就花，没钱就赚，

高兴了就玩玩；

做一个简单的人，

无烦无恼，开开心心就好！

朋友圈的搞笑句子

一男生问心仪已久的女孩：你选择男友的标准是什么？小女生害羞回答：没什么标准，只要投缘就成！

小男生一愣！过了片刻，才有鼓起勇气继续问道：一定要头圆吗，扁点行不行？

A boy asked his beloved girl, "What are your criteria for choosing a boyfriend?"? The little girl shyly replied, "There's no standard, just get along!"! The little boy was taken aback! After a while, he finally mustered up the courage to continue asking, "Do we have to have a round head or a flat one?"?

什么是电灯泡的最高境界？就是两男一女走在街上，三人都会觉得自己是电灯泡！

What is the highest level of a light bulb? Two men and one woman walking on the street, all three of them will feel like they are electric light bulbs!

你喜不喜欢我？你不喜欢我，我在想想办法。

Do you like me? You don't like me, I'm trying to figure out a way.

“我结婚你一定要来”“为什么？”“因为没有新娘会很尴尬”

"You must come when I get married." "Why?" "Because it would be awkward without a bride."

“谁说我不会乐器我退堂鼓打的很好”

"Who said I don't know how to play musical instruments? I play the drums very well when leaving the hall."

当好朋友有了对象以后，我就有种我辛辛苦苦种的菜让猪给拱了的感觉。

After my good friend has a partner, I have a feeling that the vegetables I have worked hard to grow make the pig feel proud.

很多东西不是你说喜欢就可以得到的，比如我。

Many things are not something you can get just by saying you like them, like me.

在我心中你就是那出淤泥而不染的地瓜！

In my heart, you are the sweet potato that emerges from the mud without staining!

一直不明白，电梯明明是站着的，为什么每次都说是坐电梯。

I have never understood why every time the elevator is said to be taken, even though it is standing.