高端的食材往往只需要简单的烹饪，忙碌了两个小时的王师傅决定吃康师傅。

我渴望有人至死都暴烈地爱我，明白爱和死一样强大。

I longed for someone to love me violently until death, knowing that love was as powerful as death.

大家不要睡了，都起来玩游戏 死了有的是时间睡，但是死了就没游戏玩了。

“我说我快饿昏了，你到处跟人家说我快二婚了？”

I said I'm almost hungry, and you tell people everywhere that I'm about to get married for the second time?

“上班主打一个偷水、偷电、偷纸和带薪拉屎。”

龙不吟，虎不啸，小小牛马 ，好的收到。

The dragon doesn't groan, the tiger doesn't roar, the little calf and the horse, good to receive.

“小孩子千万不能有拖延症，不然就会变成拖孩。”

感觉我的人生有点像一刀捅进了胳肢窝，又痛又想笑。

It feels like my life is a bit like a knife into my armpit, and it hurts and I want to laugh.